Cheap Shot Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 So guys, in an irc room Slowpoke said he was thinking of growing a beard, or maybe he was saying he already had one. It could have been that he was going to shave it? I don't know, It's second hand I have no chat log to support it. I think it's safe to say that we're all worried about the future of Technic now with this vital information come to light. Everyone flip the fuck out and get worked up about it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingphish Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Hmmm. you might be right in saying this is the en-HOLD ON! I think everything will be okay if kaker grows an EVEN BETTER beard! Maybe something like THIS (linked because there may be some that cannot handle the sight of such majesty) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lothos Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 well, there is a new season starting next week on Whisker Wars. It could be he finally got his dream invite of coming on the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V00doocat Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Well I can always grow an illegal beard if the future of Technic is indeed this bleak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Guys, guys, you don't understand... Don't you see how dire our situation is?! The future of the entire Technic Launcher is at risk! All abandon ship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graziservers Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 My cousins cat wrangler knows his barber and I can confirm that he has indeed grown a beard. SHE says that HE says that it's a bit wispy and he shouldn't have bothered. Also you guys need some kind of facial hair section on the forum. Comes the day when I'm hearing beard news in the Cafe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Munaus Posted December 3, 2012 Moderators Share Posted December 3, 2012 As usual you are all wrong! Why should we be worked up about this? We have Jorcer, the bearded viking. I don't see the FTB team having a viking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vibur Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Guys, guys, you don't understand... Don't you see how dire our situation is?! I totally see what you did there. People, this is proof that Markarthian = Direwolf20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Shot Posted December 3, 2012 Author Share Posted December 3, 2012 I grew an illegal one without permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlersch Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 It's okay guys, an FTB dev said to me in a random IRC under his username hotmama5050 that his beard isn't going to be in the pack and to also take off my pants and video chat him already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markarthian Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 It's okay guys, an FTB dev said to me in a random IRC under his username hotmama5050 that his beard isn't going to be in the pack and to also take off my pants and video chat him already. Ah, then it's alright... Wait a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprolo Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 It's okay guys, an FTB dev said to me in a random IRC under his username hotmama5050 that his beard isn't going to be in the pack and to also take off my pants and video chat him already. I don't trust this source, there's something dodgy about it! The beard will be there, you can count on it! Technic doesn't stand a chance against something like that unless... Cheapshot, you must be trained in the ways of the beard master by the facialhair monks of Icantthinkofagoodname mountan! You must endure weeks, months, even years of gruelling training until you finally become... A Beard Guardian! Good luck, and don't forget to write! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Shot Posted December 3, 2012 Author Share Posted December 3, 2012 I did all that but I did it after I grew the beard and people are still beardbashing me! Why can't we all get along? :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V00doocat Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Just a warning... My beard will catch fire if you install it alongside a moustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWolf13 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Just a warning... My beard will catch fire if you install it alongside a moustache. What about a goatee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neowulf Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Goatee is inherited from the Beard class, so having a goatee is the same as having a beard, just more refined. Don't understand all the hatred though, beards (and derived styles) and mustaches are both derived from the root FacialHair class. If not for an active effort on the part of some stylists and facial-hair-enthusiasts to create drama and garner attention, beards, mustaches, and sideburns of all styles would easily grow fine on the same face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmartinator Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 That'd be one crowded face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleGuy Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Time for me to inject some malicious code to put a stop to this. import trains.UglyTrain; public class Ugly { public Ugly() { UglyTrain chooChoo = new UglyTrain(); chooChoo.hit(this); } } public interface Fat { void pullIntoGravityWell(Object other); } public class YoMama extends Ugly implements Fat { //Ew } EDIT: forgot to include the import statements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Shot Posted December 3, 2012 Author Share Posted December 3, 2012 Just a warning... My beard will catch fire if you install it alongside a moustache. :golfclap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonjon1234 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 -Snipped Da Codes!- . I have badass LUA scripts... Guys! On every CC computer you have, install this as startup! function FTB() while true do print("FTB IS BAD!") end function whatIsFTB() term.write("What do you think FTB is: ") Input = read() If input == "bad" then term.setCursorPos(1, 2) print("You thought FTB is: ".. input) print("This is CORRECT!) else FTB() end whatIsFTB() Ororoororo. Just put this as your startup file! os.shutdown() Mod Question, am I allowed to put this? In the spoilers I mean. Also, BRB, I'm putting this somewhere where the FTB crew may find it... (Does the FTB irc channel sound good?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 We need to sue them! They have no permissions for growing beards, and this will totally hold in court!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonjon1234 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 We need to sue them! They have no permissions for growing beards, and this will totally hold in court!!! I don't have a beard... I shall be the judge. CheapShot? You don't have permissions for using their beards... Shave it off please, before you enter the courtroom preferably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teraku Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I'll certainly be talking with my solicitor about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kocken926 Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 I'll certainly be talking with my solicitor about this. And don't forget to take it to Notch himself if you have to! He probably has a patent on awesome beards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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