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Kitty Jail 2: You Can (not) Escape


Lethosos

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30 fucking pages in off topic alone...
This is insane. Last night I cleaned 2-3 accounts every half hour, and now I come back to 30 goddamn pages of scams.

I could give you a hand with that :smug:

 

In other news, the TPP turned out to be a huge pile of shit, to the surprise of no-one. Global monopolies are the way of the future, apparently.

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And on an unrelated note, all cows should be spherical and in a vacuum.

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30 fucking pages in off topic alone...
This is insane. Last night I cleaned 2-3 accounts every half hour, and now I come back to 30 goddamn pages of scams.

If there's a way to just give me the rights to clean out spam, I'd totally help.

And on an unrelated note, all cows should be spherical and in a vacuum.

Must not make obvious joke....

must...... not....

 

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Perhaps it's time to implement a Captcha system for making new topics, if you make too many new posts or topics within a certain amount of time?

i think that we should make it so that your only allowed to make like 5 topics and 20 replies per day, this limit increases with post count. (so someone with like 1000 posts can do like 20 topics and have no limit to replies 

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So I was playing Hacknet way too late at night yesterday, got bored, decided to write a greentext for some reason. (I don't actually use 4chan.) Probably because I was up too late.

(Contains some spoilers)

>be me
>playing Hacknet at night
>hacking simulator game
>get a new job to do
>this hacker punk is being too aggressive
>stealing big stuff, bragging about it
>all over the news
>bringing too much attention to the rest of us, makes us look super evil
>gotta put him in his place
>he already stole stuff, but maybe I can wreck what he stole
>find server he dumped it on
>crack knuckles
>actually only two of them can crack but whatever
>[hackinginprogress.gif]
>trace timer starts counting down, beeping at me
>BEEP
>get into server, start digging around
>BEEP
>finally find files
>BEEP
>copy BEEP them
>BEEP
>15s left
>BEEP
>delete them from the server BEEP
>BEEP
>oh no, BEEP gotta get the BEEP logs BEEP
>7s
>get into BEEP the BEEP log BEEP directory BEEP
>3s BEEP
>BEEP HURRY BEEP DELETE BEEP BEEP THE BEEEPBEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>computer crashes, start to panic
>oh wait that file I a while back found mentioned this
>the terminal crashes on purpose to stop the trace from completing
>relieved
>wipe sweat off brow
>screen comes up
>everything normal, looks like nothing happened
>phew
>just gotta get back into the server and finish cleaning the logs
>this'll be easyBEEEEEEEEEP
-INCOMING CONNECTION-
>bricks hit floor
-CONNECTION ESTABLISHED-
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>GOTTADOSOMETING
>WHATDOIDO
>first command I think of to stop this
>"FORKBOMB"
>forkbomb executes, fills up all of my RAM
>it makes me crash again
>computer starts to reboot
>SYSTEM FILES MISSING
>pls no
>XSERVER.SYS MISSING
>why
>CONSOLE ONLY MODE EMERGENCY BOOT COMPLETE
>finishes booting
>only console, no GUI, no menus, no buttons 
>just cold hard console
>wait I have a backup of that file right?
>browses around files using console
>no backups
>wait
>remember seeing XSERVER.SYS files in other servers I hacked
>i can still fix this, just gotta-
>GUI is still gone
>was the only way to see all the IP's collected so far, so can't connect to anything
>that's okay, I have one IP in my notes file-
>notes file scrubbed
>why u do dis
>*cris*
>about to quit and start new game
>wait.... idea
>browse to my log directory
>some logs are still there
>only IP I can find is the one that connected to me and messed me up
>nothing left to lose, let's do this
>connect
>it's a proxy server whoever messed with me used, not thier personal server
>pray they aren't watching
>hack in, no traces
>find XSERVER.SYS
>copy it, mission accomplished
>out of habit, go to clear my logs
>type "rm *"
>before I hit enter, notice what the logs say
>"Routed proxy connection from xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx to yyy.yyy.yyy.yyy"
>yyy.yyy.yyy.yyy is my IP
>punk hacker hasn't cleaned the logs yet
>MFW
>write down IP
>reboot
>all systems operational
>let the flying circus begin

I love this game.

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Wait, so what is the kitty jail, and why? I don't see any kitties trying to escape O.o

We just talk about whatever. It's basically what keeps us from derailing every other thread in the forums.

And now you can never leave.

 

(We also have a Tekkit Legends server. *Which has just been updated to the latest version.* The address is a few pages back if you'd like to join.)

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Wait, so what is the kitty jail, and why? I don't see any kitties trying to escape O.o

Heh. History of the kitty jail.

OBS: The forum used to change the picture of banned members to a picture of a kitten behind bars, with the words "kitty jail".

A user made a post with a picture of her cat in a box titled "Kitty Jail" as an inside joke. That was 3-4 years ago. The thread promptly got derailed, and the mods decided that they might as well let people derail the crap out of that specific thread so they'd stop derailing other thread. We reached some 900 pages before the original thread was lost, and now we're on Kitty Jail 2 instead.

Some kind of weird ever-changing community evolved from this mess, but I'm not quite sure how to describe it.

 

EDIT:  Turns out Waybackmachine had some pages saved . Aaah, nostalgia.

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Black Magic? You read too much spam on the forums

Just type @b and wait a sec for the site to show you the user list, type few more letters and select the user from the list.

haha! Probably. Or at least in discord :P

@bochen415

I did it! :P

Heh. History of the kitty jail.

OBS: The forum used to change the picture of banned members to a picture of a kitten behind bars, with the words "kitty jail".

A user made a post with a picture of her cat in a box titled "Kitty Jail" as an inside joke. That was 3-4 years ago. The thread promptly got derailed, and the mods decided that they might as well let people derail the crap out of that specific thread so they'd stop derailing other thread. We reached some 900 pages before the original thread was lost, and now we're on Kitty Jail 2 instead.

Some kind of weird ever-changing community evolved from this mess, but I'm not quite sure how to describe it.

Haha, that's awesome. I remember that picture now that you mention it.

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Argh, server isn't working right, it's rejecting the latest client. I'm working on fixing it now.

The server is now fixed! also, :siren:COPPER ORE HAS BEEN RETROGENNED :siren: 

If any of your stuff was overwritten with copper, let me or an OP know and you'll get refunded.

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Haha, that's awesome. I remember that picture now that you mention it.

This is why we still think fondly of Ash even though she no longer hangs around this pit of trolls. troll.gif

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